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April 9, 2021

The Most Successful Investor in the World

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Part 3

In the third part of our epic biography of this amazing individual, we share more of his impossible feats of venture investing. Bitcoin? He mined the first one with just a pickaxe and shovel. Zoom waiting rooms? His comes with champagne and caviar. Secondaries? He buys and sells them with himself. But when he learned of Aumni, he sent his prized falcon to our office to let us know he wanted to be a customer immediately. We sent his falcon back with our welcome package and an Aumni hoodie. He let us know it fit his falcon perfectly.

Part 2

We continue the epic story of the Most Successful Investor in the World. He has been known around the world as the investor that could not make a bad decision. Yet after learning about Aumni, he immediately became a customer. "After all," he said, "I know a good thing before I see it."

Part 1

For years, his life has been shrouded in secrecy and intrigue. His legend has sparked thousands of stories throughout Silicon Valley. When he heard of Aumni and saw what we can do, he not only became a customer, but asked us to share his story to the world. We are honored to do so, and we invite you to learn more.

Please meet the Most Successful Investor in the World.

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